[04 Nov 2001|12:48pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot Are you reading what I'm thinking? [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] She's a bit busy right now. [GEISHA="Mariposa Manin Fehlmeier", source="Slayers Glorious"] Busy? Busy how? [GEISHA="Hiruma Saikyo", source="Heart Heart High"] We have had a bit of financial trouble here at the Forum because of the downtime. So we've opened a cybercafe. She is proving most useful as the order taker. [GEISHA="Takeshi", source="Heart Heart High"] Only one order taker? Shouldn't you just have the waitresses do it? [GEISHA="Lumi-chan", source="Furniture Warriors"] Wai! Lumi-chan needs more coffee for table five! [GEISHA="Hiruma Saikyo", source="Heart Heart High"] Ohohoho... you are so naive, Takeshi. Observe. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] ...Hmm. This five of swords means table five is out of sugar. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] And this ace of pentacles... Dan Hibiki will want a chicken sandwich and fries, no slaw, and a Coke. [GEISHA="Dan Hibiki", source="mtcff Ultra"] Yahooie! The mighty Dan has arrived to get his lunch! His manly hunger can only be sated by a chicken sandwich! His oyaji demands fries! His ultimate martial arts style cannot abide coleslaw! And I will require a Coke in a pink cup! [GEISHA="Takeshi", source="Heart Heart High"] ...That's incredible. [GEISHA="Hiruma Saikyo", source="Heart Heart High"] The ten of dollars indicates another victory for capitalism. post comment

[17 Sep 2001|02:39pm] I humbly request the wisdom of James When is the best time to plant kumquats on the peaks of the Himalayas? [GEISHA="James", source="mtcff Ultra"] On the day the Forum posts its 100th entry! YAY! [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] On that note, we're all going to wander off and drink spiked punch and play nude volleyball on the Forum's private beach. To tide you over until we get back, we went ahead and called a 1-900 number to have your personal fortune told. Enjoy! [GEISHA="Kristen Smirnov", source="ImproForum"] There wasn't enough money in the budget for the 900 number after we'd paid for the party. [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="ImproForum"] No? I've got something in today's content inbox, though. What did you end up getting? [GEISHA="Daisoko Kouji", source="H! Flash"] See for yourself. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] The Nine of Swords tells me that you like pickles, but only between the hours of 4 and 8pm on off Tuesdays. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] Hmm. From the interplay of Cups and Wands in this spread, I can sense a great fear of Target commercials within you. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] In your immediate future, the Wheel of Fortune tells me that you will be run down in the street by a runaway game show prop. Thankfully, the Star also appears, meaning that your insurance luckily covers this sort of thing. [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] ... [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] Your lucky number is 42. [GEISHA="Dan Hibiki", source="mtcff Ultra"] *sobbing* IT'S ALL TRUE! Hotaru, your vision is keen indeed! Tell me more about my manly future! [GEISHA="Hotaru, Mistress of the Tarot", source="Arcana"] That will be $49.95, please. [GEISHA="Dan Hibiki", source="mtcff Ultra"] ... [GEISHA="Judou", source="Wings of Fate"] The Ace of Pentacles tells me that this... bodes poorly. post comment

[07 Sep 2001|03:32pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Daisuke What would happen if Saikyo, Naga, Todd, Jessie, Washuu, and Kristen all performed a "Roaring Bitch Laugh" at the same time? [GEISHA="Lierni Totorika", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] In the name of scientific advancement, we've decided to, however reluctantly, fulfill your request. On with the experiment. [GEISHA="Hiruma Saikyo", source="Heart Heart High"] Ooooooooooohohohohohohohoho! [GEISHA="Naga the White Serpent", source="Slayers Glorious"] Ooooooooooohohohohohohohoho! [GEISHA="Todd Harper", source="ImproForum"] Ooooooooooohohohohohohohoho! [GEISHA="Jessie", source="mtcff Ultra"] Ooooooooooohohohohohohohoho! [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] Ooooooooooohohohohohohohoho! [GEISHA="Kristen Smirnov", source="ImproForum"] ... [GEISHA="Kristen Smirnov", source="ImproForum"] ... [GEISHA="Anti-Kristen", source="Hidden Character"] By god, let's donate the Forum's petty cash to charity! I want to be a happy homemaker. Rinoa, you are my favorite FF8 character! [GEISHA="Lierni Totorika", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] ... [GEISHA="Todd Harper", source="ImproForum"] ... [GEISHA="Lierni Totorika", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] Obviously, her mind has snapped. This is a power too gruesome to unleash upon the world. Never do that again. [GEISHA="Anti-Kristen", source="Hidden Character"] Math is hard. Let's go shopping! post comment

[04 Sep 2001|11:27pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Iori Yagami You always go around trying to kill Kyo and generally ripping people to shreds, yet you claim to be a pacifist. Why? [GEISHA="Iori Yagami", source="mtcff Ultra"] Because I can, and anyone who says otherwise is going to have their "opinion" shoved up their ass violently by my boot. [GEISHA="Haohmaru", source="mtcff Ultra"] WELL SAID. [GEISHA="System Monitor", source="ImproForum"] GEISHA Process "Iori" killed. [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] Give peace a chance, or else. [GEISHA="Judou", source="Wings of Fate"] This... bodes poorly. post comment

[04 Sep 2001|11:10pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Controversial Jack Does live suck so much? [GEISHA="Ikea", source="Furniture Warriors"] Ah, you seek philosophical answers to your troubled and unhappy soul. Fear not. The road to serenity is difficult, but begins with the first step. Let me start you on that journey with a question. [GEISHA="Lumi-chan", source="Furniture Warriors"] Wai, niichan is so wise and helpful! What's the question? [GEISHA="Ikea", source="Furniture Warriors"] Is it live... or is it Memorex? [GEISHA="Alouette la Lanterne", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] ... [GEISHA="Judou", source="Wings of Fate"] ... [GEISHA="Marlo Semaj", source="mtcff Ultra"] Pull the plug! post comment

[04 Sep 2001|10:59pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Naga the White Serpent How exactly can you survive all those spells that Lina hits you with? I figured one of them would have done irreparable harm. [GEISHA="Naga the White Serpent", source="Slayers Glorious"] *waves a wine jug around* To sodomy, it's between... God and me... to S&M! La vie boheme! ...Wow, wasn't this an opera? *hic* [GEISHA="Naga the White Serpent", source="Slayers Glorious"] Waiter! Waiter! Bring me the script! [GEISHA="Actinaea", source="Slayers Glorious"] That speaks for itself, really. post comment

[04 Sep 2001|10:48pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Daisuke So what *is* the weather like at Z'ha'dum, anyway? [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] ...Fish. [GEISHA="Barret Wallace", source="Final Fantasy: Fated"] What the hell kind of answer is that, foo? [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] You are n-- [GEISHA="Barret Wallace", source="Final Fantasy: Fated"] Master Philosopher Smith and Wesson says I am ready, jackass. *ch-chakk* [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] ...You are ready. [GEISHA="Barret Wallace", source="Final Fantasy: Fated"] You damn right. post comment

[21 Aug 2001|10:41pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Actinaea Oh, my Mary! Mariposa did turn into a minotaur, didn't she??? [GEISHA="Mariposa Manin Fehlmeier", source="Slayers Glorious"] Grrr, baby. Very grrr. [GEISHA="Rinoa Heartilly", source="Mighty Angstin' GF Rangers"] Yay, animals! I love this game very very very very much! Can I be the squealing pig? Daisuke loves it when I play the squealing pig! [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] ... [GEISHA="Controversial Jack", source="mtcff Ultra"] Pictures, woman! Where are the pictures?! [GEISHA="Marlo Semaj", source="mtcff Ultra"] Knowing Miss 7-11 over there, you can probably get the whole thing on VHS or DVD for a mere $19.95 through this special TV offer. [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] ... [GEISHA="Daisuke", source="mtcff Ultra"] ...I will be in Z'ha'dum if anyone needs me. post comment

[21 Aug 2001|10:26pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Controversial Jack What kind of sick, twisted, perverted, evil, sadistic, maniacal, rotten, dirty, unkind, unkempt, uncooth, unclean, disturbed, abused, insane, misused character would even THINK of such a concept as the one known and loathed as 'Microsoft Windows?' [GEISHA="Anti-Calculus", source="Hidden Character"] Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] ... [GEISHA="Kristen Smirnov", source="ImproForum"] ... [GEISHA="Jessie", source="mtcff Ultra"] ...Now this wasn't part of my plan. [GEISHA="Todd Harper", source="ImproForum"] You think? post comment

[28 Jul 2001|04:00pm] I humbly request the wisdom of Hakubi Washuu hi! I'm planning to dystroy the universre, but I can't find the plans to the super diminsonal bomb.. could you tell me where I could find them? [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] It is a mystery!!! [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] HAW HAW HAW. Gotta love that Mistranslated Ship Captain. Thank god my computer stores backups of TMOL for me to hoard. [GEISHA="Lierni Totorika", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] You do realize that you have just earned the ire of millions upon millions of displaced fanboys who are finding Conversawang just slightly below par? [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] Another mystery!!! [GEISHA="Hakubi Washuu", source="mtcff Ultra"] HAW HAW HAW. [GEISHA="Lierni Totorika", source="Suikoden: Distant Shores"] Oy vey. post comment

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